100 Days of EPIC! LOSING! Precedent FUCKFACE! von CLOWNSTICK! Feels Really Bad About Everything So Write Letters to Him Encouraging Him to Jump Off of The 14th Street Bridge

Woo! I’m losing! Fucking Nova.

One defining characteristic about fascism is that while it is dangerous, vile, nasty, and racist that it is also quite incompetent.

We all should be fortunate that Donald Trumputin and his gang of supporters are that.

Just like in any super-duper successful company, the CEO will appoint totally unqualified family members with no relevant experience to turn the bizniss around. It’s MBA 101!

He’ll just invent some new bullshit job titles for “moderates” Jared and Ivanka who’ll save the sinking ship! (President and Vice President of Kleptocracy, Inc.) Win!1! Srsly, how did modern Judaism produce those two grifting monsters?

@¡Andrew!:
To be blunt I can’t imagine the ‘good’ name of MBA being tarnished even further.

@ManchuCandidate: Full disclosure: I have an MBA, which is one of the many, many reasons I’m disgusted by the Trumps. They’re all obviously incompetent bullshit artists, though no doubt masters of conning people into handing over their munnie and/or votes, which mystifies me, since I find them all repulsive and clearly phony.

Masha Gessen made an excellent point recently about the critical difference between Putin and Twitler: Both are ignorant, kleptocratic thugs, however Putin was smart enough to surround himself with like-minded cronies who nonetheless were experts in their respective fields and could rule the bureaucracy with an iron fist. Twitler has empowered neo-fascist know-nothings, predatory billionaires, and internet conspiracy kooks that have no freakin’ clue what they’re doing in a bid to destroy the government from the inside. Incompetence ultimately will be his downfall.

HELP! Someone from an 8th Dist. Indivisible group just asked me if I remember when Ginsberg got borked. DID I FORGET SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT? Did she mean Ginsburg? I asked but still.

I was using “borked” as in, this shit doesn’t work, not w/r/t Gorsuch. OMG. Kill me.

SHE JUST TOLD ME THAT SHE’S TOO OLD FOR THIS CONVERSATION BECAUSE SHE REMEMBERS THE 80s. THE FUCK!

I, I, I think I’m done with these crazy fuckers.

Douglas Ginsburg. K. We’re all good.

@¡Andrew!: Somehow I didn’t catch this when it first aired last summer, but Fareed Zakaria’s breakdown of why Trump is a bullshit artist (and what that means exactly in terms of his relationship to the truth) is great.