I AM SALLY Q. FUCKING YATES, AND I AM THE LAST FUCKING HOPE OF THIS SHITHOUSE NIGHTMARE CALLED THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION!

31yates-master768Hero Goddess of the Republic, Sally Q. Yates of what’s left of the Justice Department, took a stand against the twisted, neonazi ban on browns today, exhibiting the immense fucking gonads of a fucking AMERICA!n who just won’t take fascism in the mouth like the rest of you pieces of shit that voted for the metrosexual trust-fund twit, President Fuckface Von Clownstick.

Yates, who unlike the rest of the sad sacks who work in Justice in the last days of the Obama Administration, carries her balls in a wheel-barrel, said, “I am responsible for ensuring that the positions we take in court remain consistent with this institution’s solemn obligation to always seek justice and stand for what is right,” Ms. Yates wrote in a letter to Justice Department lawyers. “At present, I am not convinced that the defense of the executive order is consistent with these responsibilities nor am I convinced that the executive order is lawful.”

CRUSH! Von Clownstick’s FUCKING FACE!, Hero Goddess Yates! CRUSH IT! Make that piece of shit understands there’s one steely fucking crusader for justice left in the Justice Department that won’t suck his cock because his daddy wrote him a check.

Hero Goddess Yates, with every gun in this psychopathic administration trained on her, wrote with casual insouciance, “For as long as I am the acting attorney general, the Department of Justice will not present arguments in defense of the executive order, unless and until I become convinced that it is appropriate to do so,” she wrote.

The Times, clueless as usual, claimed that Yates’ statement was “largely symbolic” but later in the story conceded, “The decision by the acting attorney general is a remarkable rebuke by a government official to a sitting president that recalls the dramatic “Saturday Night Massacre” in 1973, when President Richard M. Nixon fired his attorney general and deputy attorney general for refusing to dismiss the special prosecutor in the Watergate case.”

Given the primacy of hierarchy in private law firms, Hero Goddess Yates’ stepping out against her administration is about as close as you can get to career suicide that doesn’t involve eating a bullet. This lady is what governance is all about and proof the federal government is worth saving.

Call the White House today and tell Von Clownstick he doesn’t deserve his AG and then ask him if he shouts MOMMMMMMMEEEEEEE! when Putin is fucking him in the ass.

 

 

 

8 comments:

9:57 am • Tuesday • January 31, 2017

She’s outta there, replaced by some quisling. I should have taken bets on the over and under.

10:58 am • Tuesday • January 31, 2017

It’s a coup d’état.

Better clear the weekend calendar for another protest against whatever insane, fascist acts Twitler will commit this week. And it’s only Tuesday!

12:09 pm • Tuesday • January 31, 2017

@¡Andrew!: This all turns the Friday News Dump on its head. Time was, you buried news by announcing it late Friday afternoon, when nobody’s paying attention and the Saturday paper is unread. Now it just primes the pump for weekend action, when most folks have the days off.

12:44 pm • Tuesday • January 31, 2017

Checked my stepmom’s brother’s Facebook just now and was not disappointed: “Terrific! Trump just FIRED that bitch. Fuck her.”

1:55 pm • Tuesday • January 31, 2017

@mellbell: Twitler’s misbehavior hasn’t hit far-white AmeriKKKans yet, however it’ll be interesting to see how they react when he starts trade wars with Mexico, China, and apparently now Germany. My guess is that they’ll double down on their support for Hair Furor even in the face of total destitution. National economy: Look out below!

8:19 pm • Tuesday • January 31, 2017

And it’s Gorsuch for the nom. To the right of Scalia. I don’t see the Notorious RGB going to the opera with this putz.

10:52 pm • Tuesday • January 31, 2017

@mellbell: Yeaahhhh…I’ve got a similar situation going on. I stopped following my cousin’s husband. He hasn’t stopped following me. Annnnnd, ugh.

11:08 pm • Tuesday • January 31, 2017

I may actually survive the first four weeks of Twitler’s Reign of Terror thanks to Chainsaw.

Re: Yates – it’s not career suicide, she’s got the job of her choice/asking at any civil rights/liberties nonprofit in the US, and a lot of big law firms are actually coming out of the woodwork to fight Twitler on this ban.

Plus that woman will never have to buy herself a drink in DC (or NYC, Boston, Seattle, Chicago, LA, or SF) for the rest of her life.

Ovaries of steel, indeed.

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