Future Revelations

- Fossil fuels cause global warming
- Access to firearms increases likelihood of injury or death
- The refrigerator light goes off when you shut the door
- Ted Cruz’s father was not involved in the JFK assassination
- Immigrant crime is statistically indistinguishable from native-born
- Your cat does not spend every waking moment plotting to kill you
- Bragging about donations to charity that do not exist constitutes a lie
- Racists are, in fact, racist
- If you push something, it will fall over
- America wasn’t that great the last time
In Sudden About Face, Trump Admits Obama Was Born In US [AP/TPM]
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When I’m alone, I will put off doing the laundry until the last possible minute.
But that Enzyte will make my penis grow larger.
See that means everything is WRONG WRONG WRONG!
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