Chronicle of Our Republic’s Death Foretold

Hear hear.

‘And the Trumpites Shall Lead’

Trump the Gorgan (originally played by Melvin Belli) took a while for the adults to fight as the first group of adults (and that’s a quite a stretch considering the hapless/pathetic GOPer gang of 15 primary opponents and the GOPer establishment) that tried to take it on died horribly.

The kids (Trumpite morans) rampaged through the Enterprise aka US Amercia till Spock and Kirk (Hilsbot?) figured it out.

Trump/Gorgan being the raging Narcissist will make it so easy.

Hilsbot did well this week. I agree with you that she’s got more work ahead of her, but it is a start. What makes Hilsbot even more dangerous to the Gorgan than Graydon and others who tweaked him is that she has the lady bits (‘allegedly’–according to a famous Spy Cover.)

Being humiliated by a lady makes the Gorgan go absolutely batshit (see Rosie O’Donnell.) If she keeps it up then she can make the Gorgan alienate an overwhelming percentage of female voters. Combine them with the “others” that the Gorgan has already alienated then the Gorgan will lose bad.

Gorgan Trump was almost unbeatable in the GOPer primaries because the vast majority of voters were white angry low information males. He owned them like Trump Steaks. Like the stereotypical US Amercian diet, he needs more than just relying on shitty fatty gristle steaks.

@ManchuCandidate: DEATH TO YOU ALL.

But you’re right: Hillary being a Girl and all adds an Emasculation Factor to any humiliation, as demonstrated by Megyn Kelly, who unnerved Trump to the point that he held that fake Vets event rather than attend a Fox debate.

Didn’t stop him, and she ultimately spectacularly caved, but nobody could stop Trump from the Right, since he was doing what the rest of them did, only much better.

In that respect, there’s plenty of time to just constantly needle Trump and create a slow-motion trainwreck. Give that approach a month and see what happens.

Definitely the best speech she’s given during the campaign, no question.

I see two problems:

1) Voters also don’t want her making foreign policy decisions based on her disastrous record, which fueled the rise of both Obama and Sanders.

2) Voters of all political persuasions, especially independents, repeatedly have expressed that they want more isolationist policies on everything from trade agreements to military commitments.

Clinton is offering a bitter pill of more of the same to those voters. That’s a high-risk strategy in a year in which voters all over the board are in open rebellion against the status quo.

I saw a photo of a bumpersticker online today that read “Giant Meteor 2016: Just end it already!” Yep, that sums up this election perfectly.

Just remembered the punchline. That last Spy sidebar “predicted” Trump’s death using actuarial tables for a man his age.

The headline? “Death Be Not Short-Fingered”.

Mike Judge & Etan Cohen, co-writers of Idiocracy are teaming up to create a series of anti-short-fingered vulgarian ads

Someone pointed out that as soon as Hillary said that Trump was probably tweeting about this right now, the tweets stopped. Interesting ….

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2016/06/the-mind-of-donald-trump/480771/

Who, really, is Donald Trump? What’s behind the actor’s mask? I can discern little more than narcissistic motivations and a complementary personal narrative about winning at any cost. It is as if Trump has invested so much of himself in developing and refining his socially dominant role that he has nothing left over to create a meaningful story for his life, or for the nation. It is always Donald Trump playing Donald Trump, fighting to win, but never knowing why.

It’s all just so depressing. The big question in this election is “will our livers survive?”

Only the FBI can save us now.

@nojo: I started reading online issues of Spy (well, truncated ones), and what hit me was that there were print ads. At first I thought the ads were part of some larger joke. And I was high.

@JNOV: As it turned out, not enough of them.