About Fucking Time

The best part is Scalia crying like the sore headed butt hurt fat bitch he is.

@ManchuCandidate: Scalia can suck it.

And the cat meme on the decision begins.

I know! It doesn’t seem real yet. Wow, this appears to be the most decisive, powerful ruling for which we dared to hope. Congrats and hugz all around.

The dissenters all sound like petty Mean Girls.

“From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee. For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee,” Scalia probably said.

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Anyone know how to stay cool during a rain of hellfire? Sure is gettin’ hot out here.

Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Most Buck-Wild Pride Parade Nation’s Ever Seen

WASHINGTON—Following decades of debate over the constitutional right to same-sex marriage, the U.S. Supreme Court today handed down a 5-4 ruling in favor of the most buck-wild, balls-to-the-wall gay pride parade this country has ever seen. “After reviewing the constitutional underpinnings of this case, the court finds that it is discriminatory for states to deny the right to the most out-of-control, bonkers gay pride parade that anyone could possibly imagine,” Justice Anthony M. Kennedy wrote…

@¡Andrew!: Happy news tempered by today’s service in Charleston.

After watching Obama’s eulogy in Charleston for the second time, followed by the White House rainbow light-up, I have concluded that he has No.Fucks.Left.to.Give.

The RepubliKKKans will def be on board with human–corporation marriage.

@¡Andrew!:
Scalia and Thomas are in a committed relationship with the Koch Brothers.

/HOLYFREAKINGSNIT/

Hot on the heels of junior grifter, Wasilla hillbilly, and abstinence lecturer Bristol Palin’s announcement of her SECOND unplanned, out-of-wedlock pregnancy, comes news from snooty northeastern tabloid the New York Times that Marcus Bachmann has filed for divorce! UNFREAKINGREAL!!*

*OK, the Bachmann story is probably fake, but still fun.

Bristol, hunnie, I’m sorry that Mama Grizzly never told you that when you stick it in a baby comes out, but no one forced you to tour the country smugly lecturing others about their secksuality. Also, we all know that the Palins are super-into shotgun marriages, so we can easily infer that your recently cancelled nuptials were due to the fact that the groom is not the father. Karma is a beeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttcccccchhhhh!

Marcus, you sleazy, conversion therapy-promoting, vile scumbag, I can think of no better punishment that a judge denying your divorce petition so that you have to stay married to that bug-eyed, tongue-talking nutcase for the rest of your natural life. Happy Pride!!

To paraphrase Dan Savage, can you even imagine how the RWNJ scolds would go thermonuclear if Sasha or Malia announced their second, unplanned, out-of-wedlock pregnancy??? The mind reels.

….and it took more than 48 hours but I just had my first post-SCOTUS unfriending on the Book of Faces after a high school classmate reposted something from Alan West about how the pedophiles are filing emergency lawsuits demanding they be able to marry their child victims. The stooopid, it burns.

In More Happy, MISTY FUCKING COPELAND! Who also gives zero fucks about 32 fouettés.