FLOTUS Fitness Tips
Per Stinquer Dodgerblue’s request, enjoy this video of Michelle Obama working out. I had to explain to him that she is not wearing a leotard per se, but there are a few close-ups of her pecs and deltoids. Prepare for Faux News outrage in 3…2…1. She has some mad jump rope skills. I would have either strangled myself on the rope or tripped on my face doing some of her moves.
Wouldn’t be surprised if she honed that footwork playing double Dutch as a kid. Meanwhile, I would break an ankle attempting those bench squats.
@mellbell: No shit, I step up on the bench facing forward and knock it over. I could never figure out how to double Dutch, despite hours of trying in elementary school. I was a spaz when I was 7, I’m a spaz now.
45 lbs?!!
*drops 10lb weights, runs out to Sports Authority*
whoa wait….POTUS gets to hit that on a regular occasional if-he’s-lucky basis?
Dayum, dude prolly needs Secret Service on the stand by in case his skinny ass gets crushed.
FLOTUS needs to get herself over to the Comptroller of the Currency and teach those moves to the bank examiners.
“HEY, ASSHOLE! Your REO ratios are whacked. Time to stomp your face, ASSHOLE!”
@FlyingChainSaw: CHAINSAW!!!! Howdy stranger!
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