Seven of Them Dirty

100. “Onomatopoeia”Title: “First 100 Words”

Author: Roger Priddy

Rank: 17

Blurb: “Your little one will soon learn some essential first words and pictures with this bright board book.”

Review: “Great portable, chew- and eating-resistant picture book.”

Customers Also Bought: “Caza Trail Single Serve Cup for Keurig K-Cup Brewers”

Footnote: Vince Grove taught us “fuck” in third grade. Hilarity Ensued when Mom arrived to pick us up from the playground, and Vince tried to snitch on us while we loudly talked over him. For some reason we remained friends with Vince for three more years.

First 100 Words [Amazon]

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It’s official – I’m in love with Lupita Nyong’o, and not just for her ability to werq anything on the runway. She better fucking win the Oscar tonight so she can give another speech like this.

@SanFranLefty: I have the biggest girl-crush ever on her. She werq’d a fucking Stella McCartney romper. A >romper by perhaps the most overrated designer working today. I watched the video of that speech and it made me cry. Would LOVE to see her win.

@Cynica: OMG she looks stunning tonight.

Alright bitches, are we doing this? Robin Roberts dress must be mocked.

I don’t care how good the speech was, Jarred Leto needs a damn haircut.

@mellbell: It’s better than Pharrel Williams hat. Marginally.

Naomi Watts is somehow unrecoginizable.

Disney movie on ice wins! Congrats to TommCatt’s better half!!!

@SanFranLefty: Oh my God, Mr.Catt is running around the house screaming.

@Tommmcatt Au Gros Sel: I have a weakness for men with long hair. See, e.g., Mr Cyn.

Yay for Mr Tommcatt!!

Stinquers, I am counting on you for Oscars coverage because I am in fucking Guangzhou, China, where your iThingies came from, and there is no coverage on my hotel TV channels and the fucking ABC app doesn’t work here.

Joseph Gorden-Levvit and Emma Watson show us what the Oscars SHOULD look like…

@Dodger: Lupita looks hella hot and Ellen is on snarky fire.

@Tommy: The Castro Theatre was doing “Sing Along Frozen” today. Lots of 8 year old girls and 6’2″ men standing in line dressed like ice princesses…

@SanFranLefty: I wish they would do that here! I would dress up…

@Dodgerblue: Leto won Best Supporting Actor, 20 Feet from Stardom just won best documentary. Gatsby won costume and Dallas Buyer’s Club make-up. I’m folling on vulture live blog and TLo’s tweets, as I have neither a TV nor a friend nearby with a TV. The Great Beauty won Best Foreign Language film.

@Tommmcatt Au Gros Sel: I was skeptical, but it turned out to be a cute picture.

And now, I want pizza.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: I very nearly ordered pizza for dinner and am kicking myself now for not doing it.

@Tommmcatt Au Gros Sel: Half a million retweets and counting. Ellen is so fun. I bet she’s a great dinner party guest.

Jesus Chris what are they planning to do to poor Los Angeles? It looks like a damn fifth-wheel!

Who is Lupita’s date? He nearly ran away with that Beautiful People selfie.

Ugh, that hair on Travolta. As the song says, “let it go.”

@mellbell: Yes, that is what the LA Times said. He is adorable.

Well hello, Spike Jonze. Where has that cutie been hiding?

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: I’ve had a crush on him ever since Three Kings, but T Lo nailed it.

@mellbell: Yes. I’ve been google image searching, and TLo nailed it. Just as I’d like to nail that Spike.

Also, let’s hear it for the McConaissance! #dontmesswithTexas #alrightalrightalright #jklivin

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: the Jeevys shit got me itchy but alright alright alright!

PS Ellen’s passing of Pharrell’s hat for pizza money was brilliant.

@SanFranLefty: 6’2″ men standing in line dressed like ice princesses

I have an alibi.

@nojo: you’re 6’3-1/2″, I saw it with me own eyes.

@SanFranLefty: No, that’s Dad. I can still buy regular shoes.

@SanFranLefty: I’m all about the McConnaissance, but the jeebus made me twitch as well. However, the alrightalrightalright made me think the setup was just a gag.

@Dodgerblue: wife and I sling boxed it off my brother’s cable system between 11 am and noon local – that is, the final hour of the show.

@nojo: l saw your Instagram, those are awfully new Birks, aren’t they? At least dunk em in a pail of water to break them in….

As I have said before in this space – a long time ago I gave myself a gift; no awards shows, no political conventions, no state of the unions. The internet will give me the Cliff’s Notes.

@blogenfreude: How will you keep up with the fashion?

@Beggars Biscuit: You buy them new, and after so many repairs, all that remains of the original equipment is the straps. And when the straps go, you start over.

The español version of the Frozen song is even better than in inglés.

Una Aventura Congelada – Libre Soy

@blogenfreude: I’ve never forgiven them for voting that crass, manipulative, Hollywood auto-fellatio, POS Crash Best Picture. (spits)

@¡Andrew!: You can imagine all the hushed conversations this year: “The slave one, or the AIDS one?”

Plus, there was Jared Leto (the AIDS one) leading off by telling Ukrainian viewers that Hollywood has their back. It ain’t Brando, but what is?

Hmmm, one billion Yahoo dollars for a perfect bracket in March Madness. I’d try, but no way it’ll happen.

On the bright side at least it’s not in bitcoin.

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