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Title: “Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims: Time-Travel Adventures with Exceptional Americans”
Author: Rush Limbaugh
Rank: 1
Blurb: “Hold on to your pointy triangle hats, because you can — with me, Rush Revere, seemingly ordinary substitute history teacher, as your tour guide across time! ‘How?’ you ask? Well, there’s this portal. And a horse. My talking horse named Liberty. And — well, just trust me, I’ll get us there.”
Review: “Rush and Liberty travel back into time and use a Smartphone to capture live videos of historical events as they happen, which they show their students as they happen.”
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George Washington would shoot him in the back.
@matador1015: Heh.
I was looking through the top 100 and wondered if you’d use this book. Yay me!
This concludes the highlight of my day.
Rush couldn’t time travel. Even a Delorean driven by him couldn’t get past 88mph.
Liberty the horse is wondering why he got stuck lugging around a 300 pound talking ass.
@SanFranLefty: and the rest of us are wondering where Dumb and Dumber will charge that smartphone.
In which our beloved Rushbo travels in time to record the following events:
Washingtons defeat of the communists at the Battle of Gettysburg
The signing if the fourteenth amendment, which established Baptist Christianty as the official religion of the United States.
Jesus receiving the constitution at the sermon of the mount.
… And a brief trip into the future, to have a look at the perminent a Republican majority.
@blogenfreude: The roaming charges must be ridiculous.
@nojo: Blue skies smiling at me, they are. See nothing but blue skies, I do. Jinx me, you shan’t.
JINXED ME, YOU DID
TJ/ When you’re writing in all caps, is an explanation point overkill?
Speaking of fat guys with drug problems… Rob Ford admits smoking crack but blames his alcoholism on it.
@ManchuCandidate: “Yeah, I’m a her ion addict, but it’s because if all the meth I do.”
@ManchuCandidate: How in the h-e-l-l did a Limbaugh-clone fucktard like Rob Ford get elected mayor of T-Town in the first place? Voodoo and black magic must’ve been involved somehow.
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