Don’t Let The Door Hit You in the Ass
Oh man, what will late-night comedians and liberal bloggers do with Michele deciding to go spend more time with her ex-gay husband and family back in Minnesota?
UPDATE: Some news outlets saying the announcement was made at 3 am. Wouldn’t have anything to do with the Congressional Ethics Committee investigation, right?
[NYT: Bachmann won’t seek reelection]
[TPM: The 8 Most Outlandish Bachmann Moments]
She’s the subject of an ethics committee investigation? For what?
She’s going to follow the Palin/grifter model of making money without doing any work.
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Using her presidential PAC monies to pay for her Republican primary re-election. FEC is also investigating her; a former aide is spilling all.
For the sake of all, one hopes the pron parody is at least as well done as Nailin Pailin, but with more Marcus-on-Boehner action.
@SanFranLefty:
Hee. That’s karma for all the shitty treatment of her staffers.
@flypaper:
Man on carrot?
I don’t know if any female porn actress could match that vapid drag queen look. It will probably require a “chick with a dick” to portray her, maybe Ann Coulter is available.
Marcus might be enticed into playing himself under those conditions.
@flypaper: Now I will have nightmares.
Ah well. I’ll kinda miss her, the obvious mistakes and general hysteria really jelped put the Tea Party in perspective.
She was no Kitty Harris, though.
@ManchuCandidate: I think a carrot is the one cylindrical object Marcus hasn’t choked down.
@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing: Nor was she as awesome as Christine O’Donnell.
Perhaps the Mayo Clinic can figure out why she’s not getting any oxygen to her brain.
Who’ll be crowned AmeriKKKa’s Next Neo-Nutzie Prima Donna Nutcase?
@¡Andrew!: Much like the term “the guilded age”, the turn of the 20th century will have a name, and that name will be “the batshit age”.
@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing:
Florida Age… same thing.
SANFRANLEFTY • Quentin Tarantino presents Action Joe and Mister Z @ManchuCandidate: Bitch, March Madness is ON! xoxo
MELLBELL • Quentin Tarantino presents Action Joe and Mister Z @nojo: I mooch Disney+ from my sister and HBO Max from my ex. Still need a Hulu hookup though!
MELLBELL • Quentin Tarantino presents Action Joe and Mister Z @ManchuCandidate: As a veteran of last year's tournament, you were re-invited with one click, so…
MELLBELL • Quentin Tarantino presents Action Joe and Mister Z @nojo: I'm just late, as ever. The play-in games started Tuesday, but we've got until tomorrow.…
NOJO • Software Update of the Year @bruce.desertrat: I have failed to get any work done since that dropped.
BRUCE.DESERTRAT • Software Update of the Year Disturbing my cow-orkers laughing at this....
NOJO • Quentin Tarantino presents Action Joe and Mister Z @¡Andrew!: I tried RRR a few times at Benedick’s insistence, just couldn’t last. And now…
¡ANDREW! • Quentin Tarantino presents Action Joe and Mister Z @nojo: I watched the clips on YouTube. Lady Gaga’s performance was extraordinarily honest and…
NOJO • Quentin Tarantino presents Action Joe and Mister Z @ManchuCandidate: Oh gee, that starts tomorrow? Haven’t heard from Mellbell, so guess not.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Quentin Tarantino presents Action Joe and Mister Z @¡Andrew!: I passed on the Oscars. Enjoyed the movie.