Don’t Let The Door Hit You in the Ass

Like I'd use any other picture...Oh man, what will late-night comedians and liberal bloggers do with Michele deciding to go spend more time with her ex-gay husband and family back in Minnesota?

UPDATE: Some news outlets saying the announcement was made at 3 am. Wouldn’t have anything to do with the Congressional Ethics Committee investigation, right?

[NYT: Bachmann won’t seek reelection]
[TPM: The 8 Most Outlandish Bachmann Moments]
15 Comments

She’s the subject of an ethics committee investigation? For what?

She’s going to follow the Palin/grifter model of making money without doing any work.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Using her presidential PAC monies to pay for her Republican primary re-election. FEC is also investigating her; a former aide is spilling all.

For the sake of all, one hopes the pron parody is at least as well done as Nailin Pailin, but with more Marcus-on-Boehner action.

@SanFranLefty:
Hee. That’s karma for all the shitty treatment of her staffers.

I don’t know if any female porn actress could match that vapid drag queen look. It will probably require a “chick with a dick” to portray her, maybe Ann Coulter is available.

Marcus might be enticed into playing himself under those conditions.

@flypaper: Now I will have nightmares.

Ah well. I’ll kinda miss her, the obvious mistakes and general hysteria really jelped put the Tea Party in perspective.

She was no Kitty Harris, though.

@ManchuCandidate: I think a carrot is the one cylindrical object Marcus hasn’t choked down.

@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing: Nor was she as awesome as Christine O’Donnell.

Perhaps the Mayo Clinic can figure out why she’s not getting any oxygen to her brain.

Who’ll be crowned AmeriKKKa’s Next Neo-Nutzie Prima Donna Nutcase?

@¡Andrew!: Much like the term “the guilded age”, the turn of the 20th century will have a name, and that name will be “the batshit age”.

Add a Comment
Please log in or register to post a comment