Don’t Let The Door Hit You in the Ass
Oh man, what will late-night comedians and liberal bloggers do with Michele deciding to go spend more time with her ex-gay husband and family back in Minnesota?
UPDATE: Some news outlets saying the announcement was made at 3 am. Wouldn’t have anything to do with the Congressional Ethics Committee investigation, right?
[NYT: Bachmann won’t seek reelection]
[TPM: The 8 Most Outlandish Bachmann Moments]
She’s the subject of an ethics committee investigation? For what?
She’s going to follow the Palin/grifter model of making money without doing any work.
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Using her presidential PAC monies to pay for her Republican primary re-election. FEC is also investigating her; a former aide is spilling all.
For the sake of all, one hopes the pron parody is at least as well done as Nailin Pailin, but with more Marcus-on-Boehner action.
@SanFranLefty:
Hee. That’s karma for all the shitty treatment of her staffers.
@flypaper:
Man on carrot?
I don’t know if any female porn actress could match that vapid drag queen look. It will probably require a “chick with a dick” to portray her, maybe Ann Coulter is available.
Marcus might be enticed into playing himself under those conditions.
@flypaper: Now I will have nightmares.
Ah well. I’ll kinda miss her, the obvious mistakes and general hysteria really jelped put the Tea Party in perspective.
She was no Kitty Harris, though.
@ManchuCandidate: I think a carrot is the one cylindrical object Marcus hasn’t choked down.
@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing: Nor was she as awesome as Christine O’Donnell.
Perhaps the Mayo Clinic can figure out why she’s not getting any oxygen to her brain.
Who’ll be crowned AmeriKKKa’s Next Neo-Nutzie Prima Donna Nutcase?
@¡Andrew!: Much like the term “the guilded age”, the turn of the 20th century will have a name, and that name will be “the batshit age”.
@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing:
Florida Age… same thing.
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