It’s Funny Because People Died When You Were In Charge
Someone just told me there was fighting going on in the NOLA Superdome. #shocked
— Michael D Brown (@MichaelBrownUSA) February 4, 2013
If it’s Brown, flush him down.
And press rimshot button__________ Now >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
So many twits, so little time.
@SanFranLefty,
Thought you might enjoy browsing photos of the ultra trashy mega-mcmansion of In-N-Out heiress–wait for it–Lynsi Torres. Surprisingly, no stripper pole.
People must really like the chain, since it looks like this place has its own zip code.
Mike Lee, the next great white hope…
@ManchuCandidate: That guy is a fighter? Looks like he’d have trouble working on a loading dock. BTW the guy who was probably the greatest fighter of all time, Muhammed Ali, is reportedly close to death.
@¡Andrew!:
I do. The fries suck, though.
@¡Andrew!: Weird, I was just reading an article about her on SF Gate.
@ManchuCandidate: Gotta ask for the fries extra-crispy so they aren’t all limp, and a burger mustard-grilled with peppers is the way to go. Jesus Freak things on the bottom of the soda cup gets tiresome.
@ManchuCandidate: He’a certainly got a Mike Lee gut on him.
T/J Have you guys seen this bullshit yet?
Oh my God, they are so stupid. Ping-pong is one of the editrices (edittrixes?). Hillarious.
@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing: Turned up last fall, I think. Every time wingnut sites seem to reach Peak Stupid (hello, Free Beacon!), another comes along to take the crown.
@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing: Is the orange an homage to Boehner?
@Dodgerblue:
He is. Not a very good one.
TJ/ OK, this makes the third goddamn week in a row I’ve lost a friend to fucking cancer–pancreatic this time. Fuck, fuck FUCK!!
Also, you might want to unfriend me now for your own safety.
@Mistress Cynica: How horrible–I’m so sorry. Feel free to give me a buzz if you’d like to talk.
@Mistress Cynica: Oh honey, I am so very sorry. FUCKING FUCKETY CANCER!
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