I’d be checking out Beyonce, too. She might not have a personality, but she does look fine (although I liked her much better with darker hair and skin.)

Benedick

10:30 pm • Monday • January 21, 2013

He was no doubt stunned by the horror of her performance of God Save the King. And I don’t blame him. I was hoping she was going to go down on the mic and choke.

Beyonce is creepy beyond words. Plus the weave… We are not drag queens (when did Ms Knowles join Baywatch?). Yes that’s a godawful song to sing – the break is horrendous – but we need to tell our arranger not to start it so low in the voice there’s nothing there. Never mind the later “I have too much integrity to wear this feedback earphone, I must tear it out so I can sing what’s in my heart!!” Because nothing’s there. Just phony emotion and vanity.

Then let’s go hire Audra McDonald.

Dodgerblue

11:06 pm • Monday • January 21, 2013

@Benedick: Audra McDonald. Can sing in any style and make you cry. I saw her in Rise And Fall Of The City Of Mahagonny and was transported to another dimension.

Mistress Cynica

11:26 pm • Monday • January 21, 2013

@Benedick: I bet Audra McDonald wouldn’t have shown up in a freaking evening gown before lunch. Jesus Christ, what is this world coming to?

Benedick

11:36 pm • Monday • January 21, 2013

@Dodgerblue: that’s all I mean. Is it too much to ask for?

@Mistress Cynica:Joan Rivers needs to be doing a red carpet show.

Dodgerblue

11:37 pm • Monday • January 21, 2013

T/J: I just saw the Top Chef episode where Kristin Kish got sent home. She wuz robbed — because she wouldn’t rat out that troll Josie.

JNOV

12:59 pm • Saturday • January 26, 2013