Happiness is a Wet Puppy
Title: “Underwater Dogs”
Author: Seth Casteel
Rank: 48
Blurb: “From the water’s surface, it’s a simple exercise: a dog’s leap, a splash, and then a wet head surfacing with a ball, triumphant. But beneath the water is a chaotic ballet of bared teeth and bubbles, paddling paws, fur and ears billowing in the currents.”
Review: “The dogs were all wonderful and enjoyed turning each page of the book.”
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Footnote: We all could use a break.
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