Excoriation Comes Standard

Who would want to take bidniz lessons from a guy who caused two (TWO!) Casinos to go bankrupt?

Is that a real reply? Because if it is, I may have to put myself into a Chrysler.

@Beggars Biscuit: As real as Jalopnik and everybody else can confirm.

Ralph updates:

I apologize for my language, but lies are just that, lies. Thanks for the support People.

Hello, Ohio!

@Beggars Biscuit: try a Dodge Dart – based on the Alfa Giulietta – a very sporty little car.

And this is my favorite bit:

“Donald Trump is CEO of some fantasyland where vaccinations cause autism and people think his hair is real. This would already make him an asshole even if he didn’t have a bullshit Twitter account he uses to spread bullshit.”

Two-and-a-half hour wait to give blood tonight. Every drop counts, right?

@mellbell: Not mine. My monogamous, rare blood-type bodily fluids are infected by teh ghey.

@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: That drives me (not to mention the Red Cross) crazy. The FDA needs to cut that shit out.

@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?:

Mine are infected by teh Mad Cow because I spent 6 months in Europe back in the early 1990s.

I wonder if everyone in Europe is forbidden from donating because they spent 6 months in Europe, too?

@Serolf Divad: Typhoid (!) in the mid 80s keeps my universal donor status from being, um, tapped.

@mellbell:

Can you say “Political Third Rail”?

Why is it almost every pic I see of The Donald needs to have a corndog Photoshopped in that pie-hole?