October Surprise
Will Gloria Allred finally do something that earns her our respect?
The Republican party is bracing itself – and preparing to fight back – against Gloria Allred‘s rumored “October Surprise” on Republican presidential hopeful, Mitt Romney, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
“We’re doing too well to risk ‘an Allred,’ she can be stopped, but it will take action on our behalf,” a GOP watchdog group blogged, asking supporters to contact Romney’s campaign headquarters, the Republican National Committee and Judicial Watch.
However, Drudge is the source, so this might be a bunch of shite:
As previously reported, Drudge Report founder and respected politico, Matt Drudge, tweeted Thursday: “Here she comes. Hearing Gloria Allred out there again, about to make a move. After all, it’s her time of the campaign. Team O at the ready!”
Wonder what it could be … the tax returns? A sister wife? Hookers?
Republicans Try to Stop Gloria Allred [Radar Online]
She doesn’t have much cred in the So Cal legal community. If it’s underage hookers or whatever, she better have the video.
@Dodgerblue: if there’s anything I’m guessing it’s some sort of fraud accusation around his business. I can’t envision a sex scandal, but stranger things have happened.
Maybe one of those binders full of women filed a harassment suit against Staples.
@WaltTrombone: Talk about having a wish list!
My money is on him underpaying the undocumented La Jolla household help, a la Meg Whitman.
Oh please let it be hookers.
@SanFranLefty: That makes sense. Underpaying them under the table so as to screw over the employee and the government.
Stains on temple garments. DNA to follow.
Oh please Pastafarian Gods of Justice, whatever she’s got on Mitt, please let it involve Mitt, Mormon choirboys and Utah sheep.
Not to be outdone, The Donald says he has something “very big” on Obama. Let the games begin.
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