“Gosh, You Look Awfully Spry for 78, Mr. Lehrer!”
“Romney’s advisers have a simple strategy: They want their candidate to balance his finely tuned arguments with personal warmth.” [NRO]
There could be popcorn shortages.
Remember when they said John Kerry was a shoe-in to defeat W? The Mittbot 3000 is not yet dead. You have been warned.
@blogenfreude: Five weeks is plenty of time for Bibi to start hurling missiles at Tehran.
@blogenfreude: I don’t know who They are, but if I was following my favorite electoral-vote site at the time, I wouldn’t have believed them.
Mittbot 3000 is dead, and always has been. The only question is whether citizens will be allowed to vote.
ADD: If you scroll down the page to the 2004 charts, you’ll see that Kerry was flying high in August — right up to the moment he got swiftboated. By September 1, the race was up for grabs. By October 1, Bush was coming off his strongest month all season.
Memories of Kerry’s lead are either flawed, or based on irrelevant national polls. There was no surprise — none — in the state counts.
@ManchuCandidate: He’s pretty fly…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Gawd, you keep missing the target!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! TACO Tuesday. The demented methhead next door blinked. Delay on trade war albeit…
SANFRANLEFTY • TRUMP FINISHES CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT WITH THE AYATOLLAH ! ! ! CHAINSAW!!!!
NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)