No Brains Were Harmed

Not since Ralph Nader romanced a parrot have we seen such an awesomely awkward third-party ad.

[via TPM]

Were I running for office, I’d certainly have zombies in my ads. What sensible politician wouldn’t?

… I know I’ve been thread-jacking a lot lately, but did you guys see Rachel tonight? HO-LEE-SHIT she was on fire. Were I not stewing in regret and scotch I’d try and find a linkee for ya’ll, but as it is I’ll just hope you caught it.

I thought Libertarians had money and shit.

No they don’t. Only ones I know are the Kochs and they inherited it.

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