The September Issue
Vogue: “In the September profile of Chelsea Clinton, ‘Waiting in the Wings,’ by Jonathan Van Meter, Dan Baer was mistakenly identified as an interior designer. He is a deputy assistant secretary for the Bureau of Democracy, Human Rights, and Labor at the U.S. Department of State.” [HuffPo, via @anamariecox]
“interior designer” aka “homo”. Because Chelsea hearts the gays. And it’s in Vague. I blame Diana Vreeland. For everything.
OK, Nojo, are you responsible for this?
@Dodgerblue: I’ll cop to getting shitfaced drunk while playing trumpet during a 1978 game, but that’s it.
Fashion note: Thick uniforms are handy for hiding flasks.
ADD: It took thirty years, but I’ve finally forgotten the fingering for the fight song. Although I’ve now self-earwormed the lyrics.
ADD2: Wait, wait — they have to memorize all the music? Shee-it. At least with a Bottom Ten football team, nobody gave a shit about our performance.
Jenna Bush, Chelsea, other presidential kids – no chance they’ll be evaluated on their merits. Seems to me both would be low-level functionaries managing a 10 person department somewhere were they not the children of political royalty.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Gawd, you keep missing the target!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! TACO Tuesday. The demented methhead next door blinked. Delay on trade war albeit…
SANFRANLEFTY • TRUMP FINISHES CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT WITH THE AYATOLLAH ! ! ! CHAINSAW!!!!
NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)