Genuflect, Genuflect, Genuflect!
The Rev. Benedict Groeschel, Catholic TV star, on the Priest’s Dilemma: “People have this picture in their minds of a person planning to — a psychopath. But that’s not the case. Suppose you have a man having a nervous breakdown, and a youngster comes after him. A lot of the cases, the youngster — 14, 16, 18 — is the seducer.” [ABC, via TPM]
The Vatican Rag, what a Priest uses to wipe up after buggering the altar boy.
Apologies to Tom Lehrer
Get in line in that processional!
Step into that small confessional!
There they guy whose got religion’ll
Tell you if your sin’s original!
@blogenfreude: 1:17 of genius.
If you play Tom Lehrer while Mitt’s talking, it syncs perfectly.
@blogenfreude: If it is try playing’ it safer! Drink the wine and chew the wafer! Everybody stays on, Kyririe Eliason, doing the Vatican Rag!!!”
Genius.
If you are so gullible that you can be seduced by an invisible holy being or three, I’m sure a 16-year-old boy can do you too.
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