Our First Idea Was to Dive Into a Sea of Gold Coins
“Oh, that was a moment of humor as we had just done what we thought was impossible. We had raised $37 million from other people and institutions who entrusted us with their funds, and we thought it was a miracle that our group had been able to be so successful in fundraising.”
—Mitt Romney, explaining how stuffing your suits and mouths with dollars is an innocently jolly way to commemorate a financial achievement.
[via Businessweek]
With money covered in feces and soaked in blood Romney and company enjoy the sweet taste of success.
Isn’t it wonderful these boys found their calling in life. We’re all so much better for it.
Buddy, can you spare a dime?
Was it the money that appealed – or the cocaine dust that permeates most American bills? Probably both, actually.
@texrednface: @gunnergoz: That’s always been my thought with that photo – did they not know how filthy paper money usually is? Probably the only thing more infested with germs and jizz is the TV remote in motels.
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