Dick-fil-A
“Police in China’s Zhejiang province were searching for a man’s penis after he reported that it had been stolen while he was sleeping. ‘I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing,’ said the man.” [Harper’s, via @JC_Christian]
On the Other Hand, Democrats Are Completely United Behind Him
Our First Idea Was to Dive Into a Sea of Gold Coins
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Great alt-text.
@ManchuCandidate: Great minds think alike.
‘I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing,’ said the man.”
… nor did his wife.
RIMSHOT!
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