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Speaking of avoiding horrible incidents, I have come to the conslusion that conservatism is the result of not getting laid. Much study has gone into this. Therefore, in the interest of our country’s future, I must insist that all of you find a conservative and give them the jolly. Bring a wetsuit if you have to.
@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: I would prefer death by slow torture to the sacrifice you ask. If that means this country goes under, it’s a small price to pay.
@Dave H: A hate-fuck can be a very good thing.
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