Come Back, Levi, All is Forgiven
Bristol Palin issues a silent cry for help:
While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage. Or that — as great as her friends may be — we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.
Perhaps it’s time to start a Kickstarter campaign for Tripp’s therapy.
Hail to the Chiefs – Malia and Sasha Obama [Patheos]
Bwahahaha.
No point in getting angry. This is goddamned hilarious.
in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home.
For instance, they don’t generally get knocked up by a skeevy hockey player… shit, nevermind.
They don’t generally become ridiculous fame-whores… nope, that too.
OK, they usually have the common sense to not say stoopid shit to the media… DAMNIT!
;)
Imagine how gratuitously stupid and lacking in basic self-awareness you’d have to be to write that, and then realize that the Palins are even dumber than that. (shudder)
@¡Andrew!: You presume Bristol wrote that. I’m not convinced she even signed off on it.
@¡Andrew!: bristol thinks she can have it both ways. see how the arrows point in opposite directions on her sign:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Virginia-Tennessee_Slogan_Sign
The RW really needs to stop with the “thousands of years ago” meme. According to my Bible, thousands of years ago Solomon had many wives…AND concubines. Plus it’s never really addressed in Scripture when monogamy became the Godly example.
@matador1015: Not only that but the book of Dooterromney says Bristol could get stoned.
@texrednface: I’m already stoned.
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