Come On In, The Water’s Fine
Or someone who is 10 at heart let it go through anyway for the yucks.
Took me a sec to get this because I wasn’t focused on the text.
@Dodgerblue: You and the editors…
Apparently somebody caught it midway through the print run and — Stop the Presses! — changed the text. But not too late for some copies to reach their destinations.
Programming note: We’re doing the Derby at 5pm ET, because we did it once by accident, and now we can’t help ourselves.
Well, intestinal distress can often accompany travel to tropical locales.
Dodgers v Cubs report: First Cubbie batter hits a weak popup, two Dodger infielders collide and it goes for a double. That’s my boys!
She’s hippy … that is all.
@blogenfreude: I believe the term you’re looking for is “hourglass figure.”
TJ/ I am going to learn to urban beekeepinger err. Because of the mass die offs, and because it will keep the burgherlers away. And because I like bees.

NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
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JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
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JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 A man who has his family and lackeys deeply embedded in every facet of our government is trying to…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 THIS IS NOT OKAY! WE’VE RUN THESE WAR GAMES FOR **YEARS**. SPOILER ALERT: A TON OF PEOPLE DIE.…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?