Let’s Cut to the Chase and Start Demanding Presidential Urine Tests

Our guest columnist is weird and creepy.

You’ve failed, media.

You’ve had over three years to vet President Barack Obama. Yet in three years in office and over a year of campaigning beforehand, you have either been oddly uninterested or purposefully ignorant of Barack Obama’s educational history. You were, however, quite interested in George Bush’s transcripts.

This uncharacteristic absence of curiosity about an American president alarms us. At $15 trillion, our nation’s debt is the highest it has ever been — and it keeps growing. We’re not convinced that Barack is as smart as you media elitists keep insisting he is.

We therefore offer in reward $10,000 to anyone who provides the college transcripts of President Barack Obama. Occidental, Harvard, Columbia…any would represent more intellectual curiosity about the leader of the free world than the media has demonstrated since Obama won the Democrat primary.

Upon obtaining any of these transcripts, please contact war[at]thetrenches[dot]us for verification and payment. This offer goes into effect immediately.

Media, your stranglehold on the truth ends NOW. Let the vetting begin.

Bellum Letale

The Trenches

Blogger offers $10,000 bounty for Obama college transcripts [Daily Caller]


You had Dubya’s transcripts, knew he was a Gentlemen’s C Scholar, yet still supported him as President? Your argument is invalid.

What the hell is Bellum Natale? Is that a drag name? Am I missing something? Where are my pills?

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