You’d Have Managed Better If You’d Had It Planned
“An actor portraying the apostle Judas in a play about the final moments of Jesus Christ’s life has died after accidentally hanging himself onstage in Brazil.” [WND]
Sheriff Joe is staring at me from the ad box and asking me for money. Strange.
Did he mean to die like that?
Was that a mistake or
Did he know his shocking death
Would be a neck breaker?
I have no idea who that Kovacs guy is, but I might buy his book cuz…
When the veil of presumption is removed and people see the words that are actually on the Bible’s pages, readers will discover:
…
Women’s breasts are celebrated in the Bible
There’s a character in the Bible called a “dumb ass”
Underwear didn’t disintegrate despite 40 years of heavy use
The worst case of hemorrhoids in history is recorded
I think squishy bewbies are in Song of Songs.
Who had the piles?
@I’m passing for white: I’m guessing Job …
@blogenfreude: Yeah. Probably.
If life were a horror movie this terrible accident would start a chain reaction that would bring about the end times.
@Tommmcatt Wears A Hoodie Daily: Life is a horror movie.
@I’m passing for white: I need a better butt double then.
@Tommmcatt Wears A Hoodie Daily: Wait. To make it look scarier?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?