Secret Service Caught With Publicity Whore
“We actually have heard from the Secret Service and they have a duty. I support them. I salute them. And I look forward to our meeting tomorrow. I‘m sure we’ll have a great conversation.”
hopefully turd nugget will wear a hoodie to the interview, reach for one of his exotic machine guns in a vain attempt to show off and get his shit blown away.
Summit steps down at TN . . .
The real question is who’ll be the top in this encounter?
@redmanlaw: just read it. new coach holly warlick, mikki demoss and friends used to be regulars and very good tippers at the last bar i worked at in the late 80s/early90s. holly once told me i was the best bartender in town and i ain’t bullshittin. i think it was the free shooters and not just my natural skills though.
@jwmcsame: Good free shooters come through in a clutch.
Breaking: The ball has dropped for Dick Clark . . .
@redmanlaw: Hmmm… Do I go with Bandstand Dick, or Pyramid Dick, or Times Square Dick?
@nojo: Thanks for going with Classic Dick. I just rewatched “Bowling for Columbine” so my last thought of him was as the prick in the limo.
@Nabisco: I was thinking of that very scene, but I couldn’t remember where it came from.
And really, if I were true to my experience, I would have gone with Pyramid Dick. I watched some Bandstand growing up, but didn’t pay much attention.
@nojo: I saw the Rolling Stones lip synching Satisfaction on American Bandstand. That got my attention.
The concept of a “pyramid dick” is pretty intriguing, but I’m not sure it would be fully functional.
Another vote for Pyramid Dick. I really only knew Bandstand from the stories I heard about the Stones or the Doors having to censor themselves.
Not like catching Elvis Costello on his debut SNL performance.
Oh and hey to the ginger Snorg Tee girl!
@flypaper: Saw that one.
He stops short, flings the mike around, then goes off in a completely different direction.
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