The Land Down Under
Title: “Fifty Shades of Grey: Book One of the Fifty Shades Trilogy”
Author: E L James
Blurb: “When the couple embarks on a daring, passionately physical affair, Ana discovers Christian Grey’s secrets and explores her own dark desires.”
Review: “The sex — it wasn’t hot at all. I wouldn’t even classify it as erotic. For some strange reason I have the opinion that you need to be able to refer to your vagina as something more erotic than ‘down there’ before you can pull off a significant hotness rating.”
Customers Also Bought: “The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands” by Laura Schlessinger
Footnote: John Stossel’s book (#99) was too boring to deal with.
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Sounds more like an ad for a feminine hygiene product.
How’s Laura’s psycho killer kid doin’?
@ManchuCandidate: Like the iPad?
/lust we can believe in/
I can’t believe that I just discovered Australian rugby star David Pocock. In addition to being one helluva rugby player, the 5’11”, 220 pound (dude is built like a freakin superhero!) Mr. Pocock is an outspoken supporter of gay rights.
While he is married to a woman (sorry, fellas), he enjoys swimming in the tiniest speedos imaginable (thank you, Google), and sexing the pants clean off Youtube viewers with his Aussie accent.
@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: I know! David Pleasecock would be far more appropriate.
The wording of this post has caused the hottest SnorgTee girl yet to pop up in the ad … thanks nojo!
How many ways can we emasculate Pete this episode?
@nojo: I’m not sure which is hotter, Don the handyman or Don the scold.
@mellbell: Note to self: Learn plumbing.
Lane is one tough SOB. Never underestimate a man who learned by the Marquis of Queensbury rules. Not to say that Pete didn’t deserve that beating.
It’s about the only household thing I can do well. Carpentry… meh. Lawn care… hahahahaha. Electrical work… sorry but I can only work with low voltage DC anything more than 60V AC, forget it (and I’m an electrical engineer–computer gnome not power jockey.)
@ManchuCandidate: Know who’s even tougher than Lane? Joan.
@ManchuCandidate: Hey gals! Who wants to watch me code this website? Look how I can navigate multidimensional nested arrays with my bare hands!
Hmmm… doesn’t seem to be working…
It does work if you live in the universe of The Big Bang Theory TV show, but otherwise, not really.
Of course, if your idea makes bajillions… then yeah.
Who wants to watch me code this website? Look how I can navigate multidimensional nested arrays with my bare hands! I’m Mark Zuckerberg!
Shorthand for MM tonight: Women make the rules, men break them, Don takes a stand. Ken is cooler than we thought. And holy crap, those sport coats – MAD magazine was dead fucking on about the mid-60s.
I called the ___ and ___ ___ at the end, btw. I was making touchdown signs in my chair. I knew better than to spike my martini and do the Dirty Bird, however.
@nojo: Just settling in with the episode, and I know for a fact that Pete should have just changed the washer to fix that drip.
/restart virtual Tevo/
ADD: oh I see. Plot device.
In 66, we actually had a neighbor with an XKE. We of course had a Beetle.
Ode to Joy, dammit!
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