Hillary Texts Texts From Hillary
The Secretary of State of These United States casts the Interwebs into a Cosmic Vortex by contributing to her own meme, only part of which we’re revealing here, at least until WikiLeaks gets ahold of it. Adam Smith and Stacy Lambe are the merry pranksters responsible for rehabilitating her reputation.
A submission from Secretary Hillary Clinton [Texts from Hillary, via TPM]
She is officially an Internet Goddess.
“Nope, Condi. Haven’t seen ’em.” That one still gets me.
@matador1015: “Drink” to Mittens makes me giggle every time I think of it.
@SanFranLefty: How’s the noggin’, Woman? Stop cracking your melon, eh?
@I’m passing for white: I’m still here, sis.
And, scene!
After a week that included 32 posts, 83,000 shares on Facebook, 8,400 Twitter followers, over 45K Tumblr followers, news stories around the world, Renee Montagne from Morning Edition saying “ROFL,” a Maureen Dowd column, and a tweet from ?uest Love, we think it’s time to stop while we are ahead.
Hillary’s Text killed Texts From Hillary.
@nojo: You left off the best part: “It turns out that memes really do come true.”
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MANCHUCANDIDATE • Bye! And the drips keep on coming. With each lame denial comes another revelation about Justice Ruckus.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Bye! @¡Andrew!: Before we found about why Thomas goes as the Crow flies (in a private jet.)
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NOJO • Bye! @¡Andrew!: From what I’m seeing in bits and pieces, yeah, Licht. CNN under Zucker was bad…
¡ANDREW! • Bye! @nojo: When life gives you Lemons (shrug). Not particularly sad, since: 1. Who still watches…