RIP, Asshole

bitchbrat went for a walk after midnight and collapsed. obviously trying to walk that buzz off while that ticker was beating like charlie watts.

His father-in-law is Orson Bean? Who knew? Who wanted to?

dumFUX NOOZ SPECIAL REPORT

International drug-dealing lesbian assassin Hillary Clinton claims her latest victim.

And BTW, he looked like shit for 43.

I hope Shirley Sherrod takes his entire estate. All of it.

I heard he was just running out to walk Kevin Spacey’s dog.

Not so shocking news: The wingnuts are upset at the lack of sympathy coming from liebruls.

I can’t imagine why.

@ManchuCandidate: Internet shrines to St. Andy of the Never-Was in 3..2..1..

Personally, I can’t wait to see the edited version of his funeral.

This would also be a perfect opportunity for Anthony Weiner to crash his funeral to whip out his dick deliver a eulogy.

@matador1015: That may be the missing piece to the “pee on his grave” gag I’ve been looking for.

The Illuminati have been on a killing spree lately.

If there’s any justice in the universe, then when Breitbart is standing before St. Peter at the pearly gates, the Devil will show a dishonestly edited film full of out-of-context quotes that appear to show Breitbart taking credit for 9/11 and then drags his ass on down to Hell with him.

@blogenfreude: so, can her lawsuit proceed against his estate or not? i’m itchin’ to know.

the drudge eulogy for bitchbrat:
DEAR READER: In the first decade of the DRUDGEREPORT Andrew Breitbart was a constant source of energy, passion and commitment. We shared a love of headlines, a love of the news, an excitement about what’s happening. I don’t think there was a single day during that time when we did not flash each other or laugh with each other, or challenge each other. I still see him in my mind’s eye in Venice Beach, the sunny day I met him. He was in his mid 20’s. It was all there. He had a wonderful, loving family and we all feel great sadness for them today.

they flashed each other and it was all there.( see how i selectively did that? kinda familiar, huh?) sounds way too friendly for the right wing.

@jwmcsame: Yes – I don’t see why not – she’s certainly suing his media company, not him individually.

@jwmcsame:
Yeah, Drudge had to admire the way Breitbart could frame a target an argument.

@blogenfreude: thanx. so his company and estate can be sued even though he can’t be there to defend himself? won’t the company just go bankrupt, then?

It would be comforting to know he’s locked in perpetual 69 for an eternity in hell with the fragrant Lucianne Goldberg, but she isn’t dead yet.

@texrednface: However, Ronnie Raygun’s charbroiled hell-cock is gettin some extra attention tonight!

@¡Andrew!: Looking for the ‘like’ button…

@¡Andrew!: wait till cheney shows up there

@homofascist: Looking for the ‘lick’ button ; )

@¡Andrew!: It is because there is ‘asshole’ in the title. We can’t help ourselves.

@¡Andrew!: @homofascist: You can always repurpose the Rimshot button.

@nojo: And the Sly Pun of the Day Award goes to… (Hint: don’t forget to thank your agent in your acceptance speech. Also your director. And the crew.)

@Benedick: I was lying in wait for that one.

@nojo: I know, darling, I could sense the snickering coming all the way from your Birks to my keyboard.

Style note: my people are not good with verbal; they’re more into oral.

@nojo: Thank you for posting an obit that I couldn’t figure out how to do.

P.S. What Benedick said, Tip your veal!

and try the server!

/what have i missed?

@baked: Nojo’s fashion tips and my Sport rundown.