Just Say WTF
“We’ve been culturally watered down to think we have to teach about sex, about having sex and how to get away with it, which is intellectually dishonest. Why don’t we just be honest with them upfront that sex outside marriage is devastating?” —Utah Republican Bill Wright, sponsor of an anti-sex ed bill that passed the state house Wednesday. [Salt Lake Tribune, via @pourmecoffee]
Sex outside marriage, ur doin’ it wrong.
From what I’ve been told by my married friends, there isn’t much sex inside marriage to speak of.
I got devastated by it. As much and as often as I could. I got hammered and sucked into vacuums of slick, sweaty, slippery, hard, yielding, encompassing, clawing, biting, thrusting, spurting, gobbling, kissing, hugging, forgiving, betraying, satanic sex.
@ManchuCandidate: No. It gets better/boring/more emotional. It changes from hotness, to romance, to an intimate act that can allow for farting and dogs licking your face as you go past the point of no recall. God records the orgasms you share to shorten your time in purgatory watching Fox News. Plus dogs licking up the afterglow while you try to find the towel. And then looking across at the face on the pillow as your heart breaks.
Marriage is about sharing the most intimate aspects of life with someone who isn’t grossed out by it.
TMI?
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Amen sister!
Are Republicans trying to Become extinct eventually? Nobody under 40 is going to look at this as anything but a joke.
@Benedick: It goes from hawt to necessary after a while.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: We’ve been saying that since the 60s. So I’m told.
Pardonez my french, but WTF is this dip-stick thinking?
The reason why we teach kids about sex is so they DON’T get knocked up or catch something nasty!
*Keep it in your pants or it will, itch, turn black, then drop off. Or.. You’ll have to marry her and get a job.*
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