Make Dead Mormons Gay!

(Boing!!)

@ Benedick: Is that your Grindr profile?

@¡Andrew!: That’s an old pic. I got bulked up since.

@Benedick: Thnx. Now I’ll be heading into my Accounting class with a diving board between my legs.

I’m sorry, were you saying something?

I looked like that until I started smoking marijuana.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sharing with the exmos!

NM. They’re already all over it!

Oh, just escaped The Bates Motel for Meth Addicts and Prostitutes. Yay! I have no idea where I am. Morgantown?

@JNOV is like, Peace?: darling, you need to have your security team go in ahead of you. No one should ever have to stay in some motel in Pennsylvania.

@JNOV is like, Peace?: This is why Hotels.com needs to have a “Hot-Sheet” rating for their econo motels.

@¡Andrew!: [insert Looney-Toons sound effects here]

@JNOV is like, Peace?: WTF? Bed bugs are probably the least of your worries if you’re dealing with the toothless tweaking crackhead whores of U.S. Interstate Highway 76….

@Benedick: @matador1015: @SanFranLefty: Yes. Yes. Yes.!!!

I guess I was there 15 minutes. I’d passed a Holiday Inn on my way there. I called them and didn’t even finish reserving my room on the phone. I was like, “Yo! I’m on my way! NOW!”

Crack Den Motel Proprietor sez he gave me a refund. We’ll see. Now wide the fuck awake. Yay, Me!

Oh, I’ll have a byline on Friday.

Oh, but the beer distributor next to Please Kill Me Before You Rape Me Hospitality Inn had Yards IPA. Sadly, it was only by the case, so I have a case in my trunk.