Aunt Lisa?
Please Jeebus let this be real … a daughter responds to her asshole father:
What is that peachy colored thing on the bed?
She’s too old.
@Benedick: 15 year olds don’t look like 15 year olds now – witness Courtney Stodden. The lack of a southern accent is a clue but, on the other hand, what intelligent young person would want to sound like they were from a red state?
@DElurker: Mother’s little helper.
@DElurker: And the peach-colored thing on the bed was identified in the YouTube comments as a Rabbit vibrator.
“This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Valerie MacCabe.” And just that quickly, the rest of us are denied our moment of schadenfreude.
@blogenfreude: I know that’s true but she looks 30 (skin around the eyes). But I’m touched by your enthusiasm.
@blogenfreude: I’m sorry to trample on your dreams. But someone’s got to.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 A man who has his family and lackeys deeply embedded in every facet of our government is trying to…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 THIS IS NOT OKAY! WE’VE RUN THESE WAR GAMES FOR **YEARS**. SPOILER ALERT: A TON OF PEOPLE DIE.…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?