Aunt Lisa?
Please Jeebus let this be real … a daughter responds to her asshole father:
What is that peachy colored thing on the bed?
She’s too old.
@Benedick: 15 year olds don’t look like 15 year olds now – witness Courtney Stodden. The lack of a southern accent is a clue but, on the other hand, what intelligent young person would want to sound like they were from a red state?
@DElurker: Mother’s little helper.
@DElurker: And the peach-colored thing on the bed was identified in the YouTube comments as a Rabbit vibrator.
“This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Valerie MacCabe.” And just that quickly, the rest of us are denied our moment of schadenfreude.
@blogenfreude: I know that’s true but she looks 30 (skin around the eyes). But I’m touched by your enthusiasm.
@blogenfreude: I’m sorry to trample on your dreams. But someone’s got to.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.