Rick Santorum’s Napoleon Complex

Our guest columnist is a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter.

They are taking faith and crushing it. Why? Why? When you marginalize faith in America, when you remove the pillar of God-given rights, then what’s left is the French Revolution. What’s left is the government that gives you rights, what’s left are no unalienable rights, what’s left is a government that will tell you who you are, what you’ll do, and when you’ll do it. What’s left in France became the guillotine. Ladies and gentlemen, we’re a long way from that, but if we do and follow the path of President Obama and his overt hostility to faith in America, then we are headed down that road.

Santorum: Obama Has Put America On ‘The Path’ Of Executing Religious People By Decapitation [ThinkProgress]

Do you think “headed” down that road was meant to be ironic?

@Dodgerblue: Depends on whether you think Rick Santorum is capable of irony. Or Rick Santorum’s Plano, Texas, audience.

Santorum believes in the divine right of demagogues to speak for gawd regardless of how gawd feels about it–if gawd gives a rat’s ass about the election.

Since El Frotho is in North Texas, you can expect even more intense levels of crazy. It’s a special brand of ignorance up there, since that group of Goopers is supposed to be more educated than the slack-jawed majority.

All four of these candidates in this mad scramble for power have lost their fricking minds. I have always thought Ron Paul was way out there about the gold standard. Then Mittens insisted corporations were people. Crazy Newt campaigned for statehood for a moon base. Now Santorum says we’re heading for a new Reign of Terror complete with beheadings. I can only imagine what a brokered convention among this bunch of inflexible lunatics would be. I’d like to be the first to suggest trial by combat. Give everybody at the convention a gun and let the last survivor run for president.

You wouldn’t be a GOPer unless you were packing. Florida, of course, practically mandates that you carry your personal firearm at all times. If you go near Tampa keep your head down.

@Dave H: And still the Administration is wetting its pants over defending its contraception rule against these clowns.

You know what, guys? We need to get on Bloggers’ Row in Tampa. That RNC convention is going to be HILARIOUS.

@chicago bureau: When is it? Is it OK if I go as FLYING CHAIN SAW and wear a ski mask. Will they let me in if I say I know you?

@FlyingChainSaw: @chicago bureau: OMG, let’s do it. FCS, clear out your calendar those days. We can start a super PAC to pay for your expenses.

@SanFranLefty: A buddy and wife live in Sarasota. I can find a flea bag on Lido Beach and put it on the expense account.

@FlyingChainSaw: Here’s the linque to apply for blogger credentials for the convention. For the love of Flying Spaghetti Monster, please do it. I’ll buy your plane ticket.

@FlyingChainSaw: If you don’t do it, then we should send Benedick or Homofascist to cover the convention.

@SanFranLefty: Is that blogger or MSM? Looks like a cover letter is also required, which suggests a conventional publication.

Too bad they’re not repeating 1996 and holding it in Sandy Eggo. I’d clear out a week of hackwork for that.

@nojo: You can select “blogger” for the “classification” category for describing the publication. Didn’t Brand W and Megan get credentials to cover the 2008 conventions? C’mon, let’s apply for FCS and see whether it gets approved.

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