Just Don’t Mention Doggy Style
How to pick up chicks at CPAC: “‘I was thinking about how sexy it would be to kiss you,’” world renowned pickup artist Wayne Elise told a group of young Rick Santorum fans. “You can say that [to a girl], it’s a cool.” [TPM]
“Hey girls, want me to show you how much I like Santorum?”
Or as Rush’s wife calls it, “elephant style”.
Meanwhile, Grindr and assorted gay geo-slutting apps for iPhone and Android are apparently very heavy with activity in DC right now.
@rptrcub: “Geo-slutting”?? Did you make that up?
If not: GET THEE A COPYRIGHT ATTORNEY, CUBBIE!
@chicago bureau: Or is that a “service mark?” [cracks self up]
Oh, hey, in other hilarious news: Kirk Cameron spoke at CPAC today. Because Victoria Jackson was ill, that’s why.
The very thought that these people might reproduce makes me shudder.
It would be the perfect time to ask if anyone is interested in a “Holy Trinity” Arrested Development Style.
@chicago bureau: Even stupidity has a yin and yang.
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