Wonkette Commenter Strike Enters Pre-School

Four years ago today, we were all four years younger. Also, God commanded a field-test of the Law of Unintended Consequences.

Good Morning, Ladies & Gentlemen [Homofascist’s Army, 1/19/2008]

The Year in Review [Stinque, 12/31/2008]


So who’s printing out the “I Haven’t Showered In 4 Years… That’s Why I Stinque” t-shirts?

give me a minute…i got stuck on “we were 4 years younger.”
may we live long and prosper, my dear dear Stinquers.
all hail nojo!

my morning for 4 years:

1) look at the date. (in case i’m asked by an intake nurse)
2) scan international politics
3) stare at baby pandas
4) run to Stinque

OMG!!! Frothy wins Iowa!!!!! Can this race for the nomination get any more exciting?This is huge. This is bigger than… Well, it’s big. I’m over the moon. This has all sorts of ramifications. This could impact everything. It will be a game changer. Just when it looked like Romney had it all sewn up…

Froth Surges From Behind.

You didn’t see that coming, right?


Gov. Good Hair dropping out of Presidential race.

AND…a few days ago another iranian nuclear scientist was sent to his room in hell.
go Mossad !

Actually, four years ago, I was six years younger.

@SanFranLefty: Perry unable to hold back flood of Santorum!

@Dodgerblue: I suspect that Stephen Colbert/Herman Cain was starting to poll higher than Gov. Good Hair. It happened to Huntsman.

@SanFranLefty: Hey, by chance I met and chatted with our new Chief Justice yesterday. I like her.

Someone hand me brain bleach stat!!

Former Gingrich Wife [#2] Says He Asked for an Open Marriage per the Grey Lady.

Calista “doesn’t care” if she has to share him with Wife #2.

The only way it could be more vomit-inducing is if she says he demanded a threesome.


@Benedick: lingering santorum produces bigger poll numbers in iowa.

@SanFranLefty: A real gent. He has now turned wife 3 into a scheming Jezebel.

@Benedick: But it’s all okay because he got marriage #2 annulled and converted to Catholicism so that Calista could get married in a cathedral.

As the bishop said to the hooker, or whatever your expression is…

@SanFranLefty: It may have been annulled but they still had to get a divorce since marriage is – altogether now – a CIVIL institution.

Darling, it’s as the bishop said to the actress. Or reverse it for additional fun.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: I’m aging in dog years.


Santorum comes out on top in Iowa. Frothy is 69 ahead. Iowa GOP finally admits what everyone sees. “We’re doing our best to lift the stain,” admits state chair. Romney spokesbot declares the result stinks.

@Benedick: Anytime 69 and santorum appear in the same situation, things are getting ugly.

Happy anniversary and hugs all around!

@SanFranLefty: Just wait till we get the video from the Gingrich family hot tub. Uncontrollable vomiting couldn’t clean out my guts faster.

Happy Anniversary, all. I’ll toast after the gin gets cold.

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