Iowa! Canada without the glamor!
She might not get to be preznint (apparently God changed his mind) but he will always be queen.
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Such a shame that they’re obviously incompatible sekshually – he probably knows his way around a nob or two, and she’s totally hatefrackable.
Looks like the guy behind Marcus just gave him a poke.
To revive the best part of her speed-read speech last night: Marcus spent Sunday afternoon buying sunglasses for the family dog. One can only hope they were studded with rhinestones.
@nojo: That’s one high-maintenance betch.
(MarKKKus, I mean).
Marcus knows Santorum.
@Dodgerblue: And it’s not the first time he’s watched Shelly get creamed by Santorum, either.
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