Iowa! Canada without the glamor!

She might not get to be preznint (apparently God changed his mind) but he will always be queen.

God tells Michele to run. Also, to change her stylist.


Such a shame that they’re obviously incompatible sekshually – he probably knows his way around a nob or two, and she’s totally hatefrackable.

Looks like the guy behind Marcus just gave him a poke.

To revive the best part of her speed-read speech last night: Marcus spent Sunday afternoon buying sunglasses for the family dog. One can only hope they were studded with rhinestones.

@nojo: That’s one high-maintenance betch.

(MarKKKus, I mean).

@Dodgerblue: And it’s not the first time he’s watched Shelly get creamed by Santorum, either.

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