America, Meet Santorum
Twitter Hipsters complain that the joke’s getting old. On the contrary: It’s just getting started.
[Spreading Santorum]
People are just starting to play with the term and improvise.
Like this Santorum Salad guy.
Santorum with chunks!
All in all a pretty rousing result for Santorum last night. He must be ecstatic. Somehow the guy managed to come from behind, squeezing in through the back door while no one was looking, and now he’s sitting pretty, breathing down Mitt Romney’s neck at one end, with Ron Paul nipping at his heels from the rear.
The homoeroticism of the situation is so thick you could slice it with a 12″ dildo.
@Serolf Divad: Darling, to have homoeroticism you need to have men other men might want conceivably to get erotic with.
As per catholic.org The Iowa Derby: In the Final Lap Rick Santorum Comes From Behind.
BTW. Do we all click the Santorum linque 5 times a day?
barry o’bama may have to clean up santorum in november.
the only teapublican’ts round here who are happy bout iowa are the ones that never run out of pot. they think ropaul is going to legalize pot. the rest of ’em hate romney and know santorum is slimy.
Santorum is # 2!!!
No matter how hard Mittens tries he can’t get Santorum off his ass.
Stolen from Twitter: In Iowa this morning, Santorum is on everyone’s lips.
@ManchuCandidate: romney knows santorum is dogging him, so he’s gonna try to scrape santorum off in new hampshire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pARH-jsRt3U
santorum swamps perry. perry reASSessing.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/04/rick-perry-iowa-caucus-2012_n_1182583.html
Breaking: CNN reports that Crazy Eyes is out. Without her, Perry and Cain, we’ll only have Newt for entertainment. I was hoping for more.
@Dodgerblue:
I guess the meds wore off and she was lucid for once.
@Dodgerblue: Romney wakes up on top in Michigan, but with only Santorum between him and Paul.
Oh, please please please don’t let Santorum get washed out too soon! Although I now have a job (yay!), it’s going to be pretty grim around here as an office slave, holed up literally from dawn till dusk. I need all the laughter I can get to save me from weeping about how sad our Lucy is going to be having me gone 10 hours a day.
Is Bachmann conceding or just giving a stump speech?
Although God told her to run, the people of Iowa told her to get out.
@Benedick: Which is why you don’t see much J. Edgar Hoover- themed gay porn.
I’m giving today’s headline win to the Beeb for “Romney Pips Santorum.” It just sounds dirty.
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