@ManchuCandidate: He hangs out at disease-ridden crack houses to engage discount hookers. They get these weird infections on their feet that open wounds that are the perfect growth media for toxic amoebae. After years of foot licking crack addicts these brain-eating amoebae invade and fester in his brain and eat enough of it adversely effect his judgment.

Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That

11:12 pm • Thursday • December 22, 2011

We need to come up with a Stinque style guide. For example, the words “Dick Morris” should never appear without the words “toe-sucker” or “shrimp-boy-extraordinaire” immediately preceding or following them, as in:

Toe-sucker Dick Morris thinks…

Dick Morris, shrimp-boy extraordinaire, appeared…

I’m sure you can think of other additions to the guide, such as the use of the word “Pencil Dick” when referring to Eric Cantor…

nojo

11:40 pm • Thursday • December 22, 2011

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: It’s so rare that I bother to deal with him, I’ll probably forget toe-sucking next time. It’s not like, say, short-fingered vulgarian, which is enshrined in history.

Walking Still

10:52 am • Friday • December 23, 2011

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That:

We can’t forget “Great Pumpkin” John Boehner.

pinkoscum

12:19 am • Saturday • December 24, 2011

@Walking Still: Indeed.

But I always thought that drunken, slobbering fucker was the exact same shade of orange as Tang. (And just as artificial…)

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