Trump Circus Skips Town
The Donald considers canceling debate, lashes out at Crazy Eyes: “She came up to see me four times. She would call me and ask me for advice. She said if she wins, she would like to think about me for the vice presidency. Most importantly, I did a two-hour phone call for her with her people… And after all that, she announced she was not going to do the debate. It’s called loyalty. How do you do that? It’s amazing to me.” [AP, via Political Wire]
And then Donald’s Debate is saved when Kim Kardashian agrees to stand in for Palin. The following day 15% of Republican primary voters support her because she is an “outsider” with “fresh ideas”.
I suppose it’s too much to hope for that Trump gets so pissed that he launches a 3rd party campaign?
@Jesuswalksinidaho: I would reckon her credentials are better than Palin’s. I’m waiting for the day that Snooki gets on board.
@Benedick: Snooki/Khloe ’12!!!1!1!!
P.S. Clowns freak me out. Hope this guy is off the top of the page soon.
SANFRANLEFTY • TRUMP FINISHES CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT WITH THE AYATOLLAH ! ! ! CHAINSAW!!!!
NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0