Ruth Marcus Owns the Cleanest Potty in DC

WaPo columnist Ruth Marcus has stern words for Kansas hero Emma Sullivan:

Emma Sullivan, you’re lucky you’re not my daughter. (Dangerous sentence, I know: My daughters might agree.)

If you were my daughter, you’d be writing that letter apologizing to Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback for the smart­alecky, potty-mouthed tweet you wrote after meeting with him on a school field trip.

We would have told Brownback to eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker, but that’s just us.

WaPo columnist Ruth Marcus also deigns to school Kansas hero Emma Sullivan in the finer points of civics:

Of course, Sullivan has a First Amendment right to express her views — although not unlimited.

Kansas hero Emma Sullivan is eighteen, and a full citizen of These Exceptional United States. Except for the drinking part. If we were WaPo columnist Ruth Marcus’s mother, we’d tell her to shut the fuck up. But WaPo columnist Ruth Marcus is lucky she’s not our daughter.

Emma Sullivan’s potty-mouthed tweet has a lesson for all of us [WaPo]
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Yes Ruthie. Good manners above all, even sociopath bullies.

Re: penguin shit – PS: this is my favorite memo ever

Also, can somebody send Ms. Sullivan a link to 4chan? If she thinks “sucked” is bad, she’ll never return from there… ;)

Dispensationalist douchebags should be insulted in the streets and pelted with vegetables at every opportunity.

Gov. Sam Brownback “sucks wind” and “blows hot air”. What did the potty- minded Ruth Marcus think Miss Sullivan meant exactly when she tweeted Gov Brownback #heblowsalot.
I have more trouble with Brownback’s last name.

@texrednface:

I assumed it meant the same thing as “bareback”, only with moar santorum.

@al2o3cr and texrednface: Back when Santorum was actually in Congress, I always thought that Sen. Frothy Mixture and Sen. BareBrownback always seemed a little *too* eager to tag team one another (and Sen. Tom Coburn, who is another piece of misogynist work) in Senate floor debates denouncing the harlots who use birth control and not to mention the man-on-dog gheyz….

In happier news, Stephen Sondheim is on Colbert tonight. That explains the radio silence from Benedick and Nojo.

@SanFranLefty: I’m silent because I’m rushing chores to watch American Horror Story in an hour.

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