Guns N’ Rosés
Our guest Black Friday columnist says that mixing firearms and alcohol makes a great gift idea!
Dear NRA Member,
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Executive Vice President
National Rifle Association
NRA Wine Club [via RML]
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“I am not drinking any fucking merlot.”
I though it was “Whine” Club.
@ManchuCandidate: society is better off with the nra on wine instead of ‘shine when the o’bama schutzstaffel comes to take the guns away.
@jwmcsame:
Or pot. Lots of pot. As in Cheech and Chong sized joints. If there is a group of guys (mostly guys) who need some chemical help to relax it is probably the NRA executive committee.
@ManchuCandidate: you’d think that with all that get rid of government interference mumblin’ that the nra and the teabaggers would come out in favor or marijuana decriminalization. oh wait, i’m applying logic to illogical people. my bad.
Does that thing have a cigarette in its mouth?!
I don’t mind drinking and gun play in my house, but damn it, I draw the line at smoking.
TJ/. Did you guys miss this? Or was I not paying attention?
http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/24/showbiz/nbc-bachmann-apology/index.html
Note to self: start watching Jimmy Fallon
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Darling, try to keep up. We were there two days ago and are now onto Fallon Kartoons. I know at your age it’s not easy but we’re here for you. Well, some of us are. A few. A couple. Well, one, actually. And he’s under heavy sedation.
@Benedick: I’ve been spending the week drunk for tax purposes.
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Ha!
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I have to go and lie down.
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