Guns N’ Rosés

Our guest Black Friday columnist says that mixing firearms and alcohol makes a great gift idea!

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Executive Vice President
National Rifle Association

NRA Wine Club [via RML]

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nojo
7:00 am • Friday • November 25, 2011
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11 Comments

redmanlaw

10:34 am • Friday • November 25, 2011

“I am not drinking any fucking merlot.”

/deploys pepper spray

ManchuCandidate

11:36 am • Friday • November 25, 2011

I though it was “Whine” Club.

jwmcsame

11:44 am • Friday • November 25, 2011

@ManchuCandidate: society is better off with the nra on wine instead of ‘shine when the o’bama schutzstaffel comes to take the guns away.

12:07 pm • Friday • November 25, 2011

@jwmcsame:
Or pot. Lots of pot. As in Cheech and Chong sized joints. If there is a group of guys (mostly guys) who need some chemical help to relax it is probably the NRA executive committee.

12:16 pm • Friday • November 25, 2011

@ManchuCandidate: you’d think that with all that get rid of government interference mumblin’ that the nra and the teabaggers would come out in favor or marijuana decriminalization. oh wait, i’m applying logic to illogical people. my bad.

TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ

4:09 pm • Friday • November 25, 2011

Does that thing have a cigarette in its mouth?!

I don’t mind drinking and gun play in my house, but damn it, I draw the line at smoking.

Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That

5:04 pm • Friday • November 25, 2011

TJ/. Did you guys miss this? Or was I not paying attention?

http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/24/showbiz/nbc-bachmann-apology/index.html

Note to self: start watching Jimmy Fallon

Benedick

5:49 pm • Friday • November 25, 2011

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Darling, try to keep up. We were there two days ago and are now onto Fallon Kartoons. I know at your age it’s not easy but we’re here for you. Well, some of us are. A few. A couple. Well, one, actually. And he’s under heavy sedation.

6:20 pm • Friday • November 25, 2011

@Benedick: I’ve been spending the week drunk for tax purposes.

JNOV will never finish this fucking sweater!

8:58 pm • Friday • November 25, 2011

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Ha!

10:27 pm • Friday • November 25, 2011

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I have to go and lie down.