Every Other Natalie Wood Joke We Could Find
Why didn’t Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?
She wanted to wash up on shore.
What did Princess Grace have that Natalie Wood could have used?
A good stroke.
What did Robert Wagner say to Natalie Wood the night she died?
“Okay honey, you can have a drink, but don’t go overboard!”
You wouldn’t get drunk and jump off a boat, would you?
What’s her middle name?
Sheriff reopens case of actress Natalie Wood’s mysterious death [LAT]
Surely the statute of limitations has long since expired? This is just too bad for all sorts of reasons.
So Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken get into a heated argument over…her career? They were such gentlemen.
@Benedick: No limitations on — dramatic pause — murder.
Apparently, Wood got into a heated argument with herself, punched herself repeatedly in the face and threw herself overboard.
Sheriff now says Robert Wagner is not a suspect. Whew. Who else could do those reverse-mortgage commercials?
@FlyingChainSaw: She was always very talented, that one.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: She was a lovely woman as well as talented. So she liked a drink. Big deal.
@nojo: It Took a Thief.
@redmanlaw: It was years before I knew the rest of that phrase.
@nojo: I’m calling it right now. It’s the captain. He let his guard down and said something incriminating while being interviewed for that book.
Was a cowbell the weapon?
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