Today’s Anchorman Challenge!

“A grizzly bear, mountain lion and a monkey are still on the loose in Ohio after authorities hunted down as many as 51 ferocious animals who were set free by the owner of an animal preserve before killing himself.” [ABC]
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What, no tigers?
/tip the veal, try your waitress
If I had to commit suicide, I hope it would be hilarious, just like this.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I would find this hilarious if it weren’t for the poor animals being shot. Like we couldn’t do with fewer Ohioans.
@SanFranLefty: Apparently some motorist struck and killed one of the tigers. That person will be able to top every “I hit a deer” story from now on.
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