Everybody Dreams of Bill Clinton
“Mike Huckabee has been approached by Republican and conservative activists unhappy with the current crop of presidential hopefuls and he is considering entering the fray, two sources who have spoken with Huckabee told Reuters.” [via Political Wire]
CBS:
A source close to Huckabee tells CBS News, however, that “there are certainly people that have asked him to reconsider his decision, even more so lately, but at this point that is not something he is doing.”
I love the smell of desperation in the morning.
They should tempt him with free pie.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Hahahahhahahahhahahahaha.
They already have a number of retards in the line-up. What the fuck is he supposed to bring to the mix?
@FlyingChainSaw: Graphically demonstrate that Chris Christie won’t be a contender until he gets stomach stapling?
@FlyingChainSaw: He will bring the enormous Coke-sucking fatness of US Americans. “When was the last time you saw your dick?” fatness, and let’s not think of how you do pottty. Fatness will explode fecal matter all which ways. Up your nose. In your eyes.
That’s the fatness that can never be elected cuz we’re all running down the beach at Baywatch with our tits ‘n’ dicks flopping’ and our positive attitude shining like a beacon across some of California’s premiere beaches.
You can’t be preznit ifn you am BALD or (worster) FAT.
How do I know this thing? I watch Judge Judy.
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