The Great Sandy Eggo Blackout of 2011
- That Red Cross solar/crank radio we just bought last week? It works!
- 1.4 million customers offline is a good excuse for missing a deadline.
- Contrary to reputation, zombies are pussies.
- Hey, you know what makes water run uphill? Electricity!
- We don’t remember the last time we were in an elevator, but being rescued with a crowbar would have been a good story.
- A fully charged MacBook Pro is handy for recharging an iPhone.
- A car adapter is also handy for recharging an iPhone, or would be, if we had one.
- Digital clocks aren’t chillingly stuck on the minute the power went off.
- Did you know there are stars in the night sky? News to us!
- Earthquakes last sixty seconds. Power outages are fucking forever.
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