Not to Be Confused With Chocolate Salty Balls, Which We Wouldn’t Eat Either

Yes, It’s True: Ben & Jerry’s Introduces ‘Schweddy Balls’ Ice Cream Flavor [NPR, via LuxMentis]

Now, if you fellahs will excuse me, I’ve got some Schweddy balls to lick!

To be fair it could have been “Painful Rectal Itch.”

Sometimes I’m glad I’m lactose intolerant.

@ManchuCandidate: The WaPo told me two things about that yesterday: Much higher likelihood among Asians, and yogurt is a good alternative because somethingsomethingsomething related to the breakdown of something else.

Oh, and you can use yogurt to make cheese. Or more yogurt. Then cheese.

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