But Global Warming is a Hoax
“Secret experiments now underway in the U.S. and elsewhere are sparking fears of a potential extinction-level event hastening the 2nd Coming of Jesus.” [WND]
But but but — I thought that’s what we’re supposed to be working on! Now I’m confused.
Jesus has already returned, and works in the hearts of his followers.
This is my own belief, however, and would likely be considered heretical by most mainstream churches. Also, none of you care much about religion, so forgive my posting that here.
WND in a opportunistic infection of the intertoobzs,a kind of electronic staph infection.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: But unlike NRO, WND is entertaining.
If there is an “extinction-level event,” which I assume means extinction of humans because cockroaches and coyotes will be here forever, what would Jesus come back for?
@Dodgerblue:
Maybe just the cockroaches and algae. That’s assuming the extinction type event would be a large asteroid (aka evolution’s reset switch) being dropped on our heads. The kind of asteroid we wouldn’t notice thanks to the science denial (astronomy) of WND type morans (sic) who also don’t want their tax money to pay for.
“Secret experiments”? I thought everyone already knew by now that the Hadron Collider was going to rip open a black hole and suck us all home to Jeebus.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I find other people’s religious beliefs interesting; I just don’t hold any myself.
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