Now He’s Doing It Too!

Can I just way there is noting more revolting than a corn dog? Thank you for your time and attention.

Otherwise known as Saturday night in the Perry household.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Are they like those divine fat juicy sausages they stick in the soup in, say, Berlin, as one fights off the blond gayboys in lederhosen?

I must say, Rick looks like he knows his way around a weiner. I like how he’s got his teeth out of the way. Once you go brat you never go back.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: be cool there tommmcatt. i had my first corndog at opryland, which was the original redneck disneyland in nashville before some lowlifes called gaylord entertainment bought it, shut it down and made it a mega shopping mecca sewer. then dolly of course saw demand and opened redneck disneyland 2 round here, dollywood where you can get footlongs like perry and bachmann prefer and frozen lemonade. the convenience stores in rocky top sell corndogs under heat lamps. 2 for $1.79 with all the free bright yellow mustard you can squirt around.

If that corn dildo is as long as the one that Bachmann took on, Perry has more skills than I thought.

@Dodgerblue: werd.

His last john tipped him $20 when he took his dentures out.

It’s not nearly as thick and black as he’s used to.

@¡Andrew!: Somebody had to go there. I’m so glad it was you.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: And you call yourself an American!

@mellbell: Hot dog on a stick and cherry lemonade – in the mall!

@JNOV: They had the best lemonade ever.

This whole food mishap thing is bipartisan. Remember John Kerry’s veggie filled philly steak? Blasphemous.

And, lest we forget, Black Eagle and his fancy lettuce.

I must say, though, that the whole phallic thing (with some amount of technique!) is moderately entertaining.

I give you: Rick Perry’s running mate! ;)

@Benedick HRH KFC: I was talking about a nice, juicy, vegan bratwurst. What were you referring to?

At least Marcus Bachmann had the good sense to nibble at the tip instead of going down on it.

Who do you think will get more wanks per view: Michele or Rick?

Looks to me like Good Hair™ got more in than Crazy Eyes®. I would like to see a choke-off to determine the winner.

I was in the land of pigs and corn this past week. Hardly a mention of the straw poll in the local rags and only saw a few signs placed in front yards. I even went to the Sweet Corn Festival in West Point and did not see anything there except a lot of pro-life signs. At the Corner Tap there was a picture of the owner with Joe the veep hanging behind the bar though. The southeast corner of Iowa must be more Demrat.

Speaking of blowing things: DEVELOPING HARD — GOP fails in two last Wisconsin recalls. So it’s a final: DEM 5:4 GOP — GOP wins 17:16 on aggregate. GOP targets three Dems and goes ohfer.

@chicago bureau: A NYT article earlier today posited that an ohfer outcome would equal FAIL for the Teahadi. I didn’t get through all the arguments because there were so many words, and I really needed a dose of baseball stats to wake me up.

@Nabisco: I thought it was already granted that the Demrat recall was a me-too effort that wouldn’t go anywhere. Fulfilling conventional wisdom doesn’t change anything.

@Nabisco: Dodgers suck. I have one more game from my season tix consortium, against your Pirates. Here’s a baseball trivia question I sent around my office today: who is the only active player with an OBP + slugging pct greater than 1.0 ?

@Dodgerblue:
Career? Pujols.
Season? Torrana’s Jose Bautista.

@ManchuCandidate: You are correct, sir. OK, take this one on (no googling): who are the only two players to hit 40 home runs for two different teams? I missed this one because one of my choices reached 39 for Team 1, but not 40.

Frank Robinson (Reds, Orioles)
Jim Thome (Indians, Phillies)

That’s my guesses (no google, I swear)

@ManchuCandidate: Thome and A-Rod. I guessed A-Rod and Frank Robinson, but Frank missed 40-40 by one.

@Dodgerblue:
I could have sworn Robinson hit 40 for the Reds and Orioles not that I’m old enough to have seen Frank play. Now that I think about it, he’s the first one to be MVP in both leagues.

Thome, I knew for sure. Now that I think about it, yeah. Damn, A-Roid.

@ManchuCandidate: @Dodgerblue: Glad I was away from my desk for this one – I’ve blanked out most of the last fifteen 18 years of beisbol due to the woefulness of the P’rats.

But WTF with the “Thome is the best clean player” yada yada yada? Who says so? His stats also peaked in the ‘roid era.

Good interview by Dan Patrick with Squeaky the clubhouse boy from the Yanks who dished on his duties making PB&Js for A-roid. Apparently AR was a crappy tipper, whereas Jetes was a pretty all-round nice guy. Clemens was – no surprise – pimply.

I met Brooks Robinson on campus my freshman year when he was scouting schools for his son. I recognized him from 30 paces away and sprinted up to him to shake his hand.

@Nabisco:
True about Thome’s stats, but his body shape never changed like Bond’s head or Sosa’s chest or had Mark McGwire’s massive pipes.

Hey, the Pirates looked good until they were robbed by a brutal call by an ump and now .500 is just another season away.

@ManchuCandidate: Yeah, I’ll take half a season over none at all. My son is less likely to be mocked for his vintage cap now.

Look people, I know nasty. Corndogs are nasty.

Some people like nasty, though, so there’s that. I have been known to like a little nasty in my time. Not corndogs, though.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That:
You see, I like corn dogs. Not often, but the craving usually occurs around late August (all those fairs of my country bumpkin yout.)

Yeah, I don’t have the best taste when it comes to food.

Impressive Sport talk, gentlemen. I have no idea what any of it meant.

I would have to agree that Catt knows nasty.

BTW. This is pretty funny.

@Benedick HRH KFC: And nasty knows me. In the biblical sense.

Notice Rick’s grip on the stiff weenie. This guy’s no amateur!

@Fearguth: He is a gobbler. Looks like he’s mastered the gag reflex via cucumbers, broom handles, flag poles, tube steaks.

@ManchuCandidate:
You know the Fletchers of Texas claim they invented the “Corny Dog”
They introduced it at the State Fair of Texas in the late 30’s . In 2008 Amber Fletcher, “Corny Dog Heiress” was kidnapped for ransom by three men. She was later released traumatized but physically unharmed. Still this does not answer the question: Did Rick swallow or spit it out?

@Dodgerblue: Indeed.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: If it weren’t for Wienerschnitzel, my kid would be dead.

@Benedick HRH KFC: That’s funny and scary. Conservative Texans knew W was a dumbass and were like, He’s the president?

@JNOV: Which was pretty much old Hollywood’s reaction to Reagan.