Harridan at the Gate
Title: “Of Thee I Zing: America’s Cultural Decline from Muffin Tops to Body Shots”
Authors: Laura Ingraham and Raymond Arroyo
Rank: 48
Blurb: “While Laura Ingraham was walking through a Northern Virginia shopping mall one Saturday afternoon, it all became clear to her. Everywhere she turned, she saw signs of the impending disaster: zombie teens texting each other across a café table; a man having his eyebrows threaded at a kiosk; a fiftyish woman shoe-horned into a tube top and skinny jeans; and a storefront ad featuring a Victoria’s Secret model spilling out of her push-up bra and into the faces of young passersby.”
Review: “Watch any old movie from the 30’s, 40’s or 50’s and everyone is wearing dresses, suits, ties, etc. Very few flip-flops, tank tops and tattoo’s. And we are getting numb to vulgarity.”
Customers Also Bought: “After America: Get Ready for Armageddon”, by Mark Steyn
Footnote: Speaking from experience, we’re inclined to agree: Life was better before AM radio was polluted by the likes of Laura Ingraham.
Of Thee I Zing [Fuck Amazon]
Who is this, now?
Hey, noje. Happy Sandy Eggo Pride! Party hearty, big guy.
Sure Laura – we’ll trade you ’50s morality in exchange for ’50s economics: a unionized workforce, reasonable CEO pay, massively regulated banks, and a 90% top tax rate.
Oh wait, I guess she’s only worried about *some* sorts of vulgarity…
Poor pitiful Laura. Born 60+ years after her time. I’m sure her local WalMart would give her the vapors, also and too.
Does she write this in that whiney Seinfeld voice… “What’s the deal with… /fill-in-the-blank/?”
Seriously she shouldn’t quit her day job… whatever the hell that is.
@al2o3cr: Werd.
Vulgarity: What other people do.
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NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
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