Daughter Dearest
Title: “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far”
Authors: Bristol Palin and Nancy French
Rank: 1,125
Blurb: “The oldest daughter of Sarah Palin and single mother goes beyond the headlines, offering readers an inside look at her life, her world, and the things that matter most, including her family and the faith that keeps her centered.”
Review: “Bristol’s credibility is further damaged by how she paints herself as the innocent victim in every situation. Everyone’s out to get her and her family. It was extremely tiresome by the end of the book. This was a book filled with whining, complaining, and grievances galore. Bristol assumes the absolute worst about everyone she encounters, yet wants the reader to assume the best about her.”
Customers Also Bought: “Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs”, by Levi Johnston
Footnote: Fuck Amazon.
Not Afraid of Life [Fuck Amazon]
The “I’m always a victim” apple doesn’t fall far from the “I’m always a victim” tree.
Which one is that she’s holding? Plus, did they charge Nike for the ‘swoosh’ plug?
“My Journey So Far”?!
What’s next for the poor beleaguered Bristol?
a children’s book co-written with Mother?
cosmetic infomercial?
a fragrance?
@texrednface: She’s shooting a ‘reality’ show about living with gayboys in West Hollywood.
Skanque: it smells how you feel.
For some reason, this is definitely related:
@SanFranLefty: A Darwin Award natural …
@SanFranLefty:
Freedum ends where the pavement begins.
Quitter Day (July 3, 2009) just blew by before I knew it.
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